Let's All Sing: Little Red Corset!
Ordered the hottest little red corset last night:
CAN NOT Wait! I'm trying to put together a concert outfit in honor of Only Ten Ribs*, the performer. I'm thinking white or black blouse under the red cincher, black pencil skirt, thigh high stockings and some killer red or black pumps.
What do you think? Will it be hot?
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*If you can guess who I am talking about, THAT was a really clever moniker on at least two levelsl! Do you know who I mean and why it makes me chuckle?
Comments
Yeeeow.
Only 10 Ribs? Is that a reference to a certain self-performance act?
No..or yes - depending on whether you meant "self-named" performance act.......it seemed awfully funny to me after two beers. I was referring to Cher. There was a rumor floating around in the '90s about her having had surgery to remove the bottom ribs so that her waist would be smaller. Absolutely ludricrous, but it was out there nonetheless.
The second joke - at least in my over-tired un-PC mind - was that Only Ten Ribs sounded like an Native American name - and she is, of course, half American Indian.
Somehow these things always seem so lame the next morning...
If you figured it out...Congratulations! You think like a girl on beer.