Friskal Responsibility
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
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What the hell were you thinking?' she said, Shaking her head in disdain. 'Why on earth would a financial planner/accountant get a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!
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Dewitte! Awesome! Wish I'd thought of it...break a hundred .... heeheehee
A guy goes to a bordello, and asks the madam for a woman "100% guaranteed not to laugh." The madam's been in the business for years, and understands insecure guys, so she says ok, and sends him back to one of the more-experienced girls.
"So, what's supposed to be so funny?" the girl asks. Without saying anything, the man pulls down his pants, and (sure enough) she has to stifle a smile -- not only is he on the small side, but he has the word "Shorty" tattooed on his member. But she's a pro; without batting an eye, she gets to work.
Moments later, the madam here's a scream; the girl comes running out. "What's the matter?" the madam asks.
"You know that guy you sent back to me? I wasn't supposed to laugh because he had 'Shorty' tattooed on his penis."
"So?" The madam asks. "Did he get rough, or something?"
"No, no, nothing like that. Once I got him hard, I found out what his tattoo actually says -- 'Short's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Famous For Our Baby-Back Ribs!'"