The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.
SO I just got the following email from a Boomer friend and sent the following response:
EMAIL:
I don't have the time to blog at the moment. But we are going through so many positive changes lately. I am starting to see some movement with the prospects of my construction clients. I am very encouraged. The guys that go in to clear land and lay infrastructure are starting to work fast and furiously again. I am hopeful the framers, plumbers and electricians (and attorneys) aren't far behind.
Nooooooooo
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX !!
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live
on!"
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a
therapist and said,
"I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes,
He lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.
I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem
is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"
QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex
life, the man came right out and asked his wife
During a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him and
replied, "You're never home!"
CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible
accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his
manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was
considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small,
$6,500 for "medium, and $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would
want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him
To talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the
two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
"She'd rather
remodel the kitchen."
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm
getting
You a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' "
WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said,
"This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he
went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.
ELDERLY SEX
One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found
Her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony
Of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder,
The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, "Yes, your honor I figured that at 92, if he could
have sex...
He could also fly."
Apparently, there has been a vaccuum created by dear Paul Newman's death and Danny Devito is there to fill it...
Haven't tried it, but it would be interesting...
Does anyone know what "misunderestimated" means. I'll use it in a sentence..."In the past, you [the press core] have sometimes misunderstimated me."
Wait. What? This isn't Twitter?
Via Mariser, I couldn't resist.
This is what typealyzer.com had to say about my personality based on my blog:
The analysis indicates that the author of http://thekspot.vox.com is of the type: ESFP - The Performers
The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.
Oh I take exception! I am the ultimate planner! I plan what pots I use to cook based on available dishwasher space! I plan indeed.
No not really.....
Sug and I just made our first post marriage long term commitment: An australian puppie named Comet. He was named Comet mostly because when paired with the words "Captain" or "Commander," or other words conoting authority, he sounds like a superhero.
He's sooooooooo CUTE!
We've had him for about 10 days now and have taught him how to come and to sit with hand signals and words and he will fetch and "drop" on verbal command. We are working on lying down next, then rolling over.
Reminds me of when my son was little. I taught him plenty of tricks too. His tricks weren't obedient tricks, but entertaining tricks. He used to perform in the living room singing, dancing and doing standup. Seriously, the kid would put on his little grown-up suit complete with clip-on bow tie, grab a pseudo microphone and thank the "folks," usually consisting of just me, for coming tonight. Then he would tell jokes. Sometimes he would make up his own material and other times he would steal from Sesame street, cartoons or even Seinfeld. Ahhhhhh memories.
As soon as I have reloaded the software for my camera, I'll upload pictures of the cuteness that is Captain Comet.
Ciao
K